the xanga world,

today has been bad.

first, at work i spilled coke all over this little girl

and then her grandfather stiffed me [who could blame him but still]

so now i'm out about a five dollar tip.

then i went home and heard that we had carpet mites

so now we have to get the carpet cleaned and i have to

clean out my closet and anything else that i dont

want to have soak up carpet cleaning fumes.

after i heard this news

i went to my bathroom and saw a cockroach the size of my foot

crawling on the wall.. so my dad came in and killed it

because i was running around screaming.

that was disgusting.

i decided that i'm going to make a list of things that suck.

coke can suck it.

grandpas can suck it

babies in highchairs can ultimately suck it.

men at wig stores can suck it.

candy machines can suck it.

bugs that are huge.. can suck it.

george bush.. yeah you know he can suck it.

carpet mites can suck it hardest of all.

okay i'm done.

with devotion,

odd real

Photos!

Me

Jean and Me as Small Children:

My Cat, Norman

with devotion,

odd real

the xanga world,

this is my first post ever and i really haven't got any idea what should be said.

i'm just a girl in the big world who has thoughts just as you do.

i'm here to make friends mostly, since none of my friends

[jean!]

wanted to create one of these sites with me.

i live in new hampshire

which is pretty sickening..

and i cannot wait to get out into the world

and go on some amazing adventures,

perhaps to that far away dream place

[that i am convinced cannot possibly exist]

california.

seems to magical to be true..

jean margaret hammond is my best friend,

though sometimes she acts as if she is not.

she always seems to have prior engagements

when i try to call her and have her pencil me in.

we've been friends since 2nd grade and

now she's decided to ditch me.

how depressing.

with devotion,

odd real